Give My Regards to the Chef

This Guy. He was nice. Conversation was polite, kind of like an interview but not too bad. He works odd hours as a chef and I told him some lucky lady would think that’s cool and appreciate that about him. He said “but not you? Lol” That made me laugh a little. The conversation wasn’t exciting or intriguing but not rude and disgusting. Although at one point he did say something about a “slight” foot fetish and I almost lost my shit. Not AGAIN for fucks sake. I started rethinking my photos that show my bare feet even. BUT he quickly reiterated that it’s not a full-blown fetish, phew!, he just liked to massage them when sitting around. Ok dude.

He said my profile was “natural and that was the best part”. He was relieved I quit smoking cigarettes because apparently it’s gross to kiss a smoker. He’s glad I use my juul instead. Oh thank god. I wouldn’t want to be someone’s disappointment (facepalm). I am also no fun because I don’t drink soda or much alcohol.

Someone send this guy back to the kitchen and order a new guy. This one doesn’t have any seasoning on it.

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