Election Erection

Oh my god with the politics lately. Someone needs to stick their dickhole in the b-hole of the current election process. I’m so tired of all the marketing and shit talking of the people that are running for office about the other people running for office. Not just that, they bash our current administration. Here’s the thing…. I love free speech, I am an American and also a military brat. I have had someone in my family serving this country a great part of my life. I am well aware of the sacrifices for this country. However, I don’t know how some a-holes were raised but you don’t talk shit about your Commander In Chief that way and expect people to respect you.

When you run for office it should be assumed that you command some fucking respect. You have to be worth it. What if we had an election where it was only real talk about the things these guys can ACTUALLY accomplish. Half the shit they say, they can’t actually do anything about on their own. They have to command the respect of a bunch of other people that are wiser and more efficient in working through the red tape of politics to get anything done. That’s not easy. Have you ever worked in the corporate world with contractors? Sure. Have you ever done that with union people that don’t go outside their job function and aren’t allowed to break shitty process? Cool. They are all like that. If you don’t command respect and earn it by proving you are worth it, you can just take those words about what you are going to do for our country and shove them up your ass. They’re more useful there.

The best thing I saw on the news today was a sit-in for gun control. I have never been more excited to watch the news clips and I hate to watch the news. I don’t have time to actually watch the news but for 2-6 minutes at a time I get some good shit. I digress, that sit-in was the spirit that we need in office. I wanna vote for the genius that proposed it to the group and led it to fruition. THAT’S the one I want to vote in for president. THAT’S the one that can facilitate change. THAT’S the one we should all want as Commander in Chief. That one didn’t run in circles waiting for a puppet master or permission to go outside the norm. That is your change agent and the voice of the American people, in my humblest of opinions. No one wants to spit on the second amendment here. Most of us love our country and are glad we are here and not somewhere else. We just want to help. And if you dig down past that, we really want the hate to stop. We want no more babies and college students and people just enjoying a free life to not be senselessly taken from us. I don’t want to tell people their rights on owning guns.  People can still use them, hell, join the military then and you can use them actually defending yourself and this country. Other than that, shut the fuck up. But man that was refreshing. Someone needs to find out who led that sit-in and now!

Imagine if the candidates refused to engage in the disgraceful behavior blasted all over social media and other media. What could we really do to figure out who the best candidate is when it’s not covered in money and shaming? We could spend more time helping them get to the issues they could really help with. They could form groups of their own change agents and solve issues before they are elected and be ready to execute them. There are so many. People are being killed for no reason. No reason is not good enough, schools have bullet proof glass and lockdown drills, not to mention not enough money for all that our children need, don’t get me started on health care costs and deadbeat parents, a failing CPS system everywhere, and I vomit on the state of our lack of support of our veterans. What if these clowns were told they have to be role models for our country’s children like we try to demand of every uniformed citizen from police to military to famous athletes. Imagine that election process. Imagine the change in the tone of the country if they would stop the pomp and circumstance circus shit show and get real. This current election process needs a huge erection rammed into its anus….pronto.